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Thursday, March 27, 2008

Just Blabbering

How bizarre, when someone that you are speaking to on the phone tells you that they will not give you their web site address. Why is it private, NO…so let me see, something that you want to share with the ENTIRE world, you’re unwilling to share with me? Are you a moron?!!! OK, I’ll just Google it.

OK, so what's the story with this Lebron James/Gisele Bundchen controversy? I'm trying to figure out why this is a story, why the photo is generating as much interest and controversy as it is. Frankly, I find the controversy to be the more disgusting part of the issue than the actual photograph.

Someone actually said, look at this picture, it makes me mad for X Y and Z reasons and I want you to validate my reasons by being just as mad as I? Come on, it's a picture, it's art, it may evoke unpleasant images, it may evoke passions, it may inflame and arouse; stir something inside of you and all of that is ok.

What's not ok, is to make it a surrogate for how race relations are, what's not ok is for it to be an issue of this magnitude. I mean really, waking me up from my slumber to comment on this...I mean really, is it worth it? Come back when something real happens, like nooses being hung on church doors, or police beating helpless people, or somebody screamed out 'kill whitey' before pulling a trigger. Other than that, just deal with your emotions in a more appropriate, less vigorous way, less nationwide public involve every media way..





Tuesday, March 25, 2008

More of the same old

I am Garfield’s retarded tongue

I am Garfield’s overwhelming indifference

Monday, March 24, 2008

About A Woman

She gyrates and rotates
Never exposing too much,
From the tip of her nose
To her waist, on down to her toes;
But it’s not what is seen,
Not what can be looked through;
It is what can be looked into,
Her heart, her mind, her fears,
Oh yes, and her hopes too;
She screams for attention,
Yearns it, craves- hates it;
Invisibility suits her best
When she is finally noticed,
For now flaws may be seen,
Maybe there is no interest
After having been exposed,
She is not shallow nor hallow;
The virgin or the virgin slut?
Neither fits all of her,
Nor makes her complete,
Her mysteries are deep,
Complicated, endearing, enthralling;
Wit does not beguile or defy her,
For she is able- capable of holding her own
In a fair fight-
God forbid a meeting of the minds;
Love scares her if ill-defined,
If it does not meet preconfigured ideals,
The known is reason enough to run away;
Unknowns scare her but freeze her
Staring into the headlights-
Run, stay, left, right, up, down?
This feeling, this feeling is so new;
What to do, what to do?
Run if it makes you feel-
Heaven forbid it should make you think;
Stay if it intrigues you-
But be wary- en garde mon amour-
Cache toi ton couer;
What brings this your way,
At this time, in this place-
Veiled in invisibility,
Cloaked in invincibility,
Bathed by the glow of fate?
A weakened will,
Desperate sense of self;
True face of transparency;
The light glows, she cannot run,
They might know why
She cannot return a reply;
Strength is not her friend,
Nor her faith,
To her but not to others;
They are blind to her dilemma;
She speaks, she cries, she tries
To explore a weakened state.
She splinters, she cracks, she bends-
She never breaks...she mends
As easily as a right thought.
She cannot be bought,
Sold, traded, used or abused
Sans permissions true.

March Ode to Fight Club

Ok, not an ode but whatever.

I am Garfield’s amused indifference

I am Garfield’s complete lack of caring

I am Garfield’s complete lack of passion

I am Garfield’s fired up frustrations

I am Garfield’s stressed out mounting rage

I am Garfield’s quiet amusement

I am Garfield’s blank Monday morning mind

I am Garfield’s muddled confusion

I am Garfield’s quiet depression

I am Garfield’s happy optimism

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Busy night



More like busy day, but heck...leave work, head to the Peel Pub where we hung out until 7:45. Headed to Thursdays, where we were until 10:30. Then off to meet the team at Les Amazons until1-1:30 maybe 2, who remembers? Then kicked it into high gear by shipping off to Jello Bar where some kick-ass band was playing. Hung out until the wee hours of the morning until it was time to go my Mom's for Easter brunch...wound it down with the family.

Which reminds, I need to write something for the girl I was with at Jello. In between kisses she kept saying, I can't because I'm gay; but ok, one more, maybe two...I shouldn't though because I am a lesbian.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Work In Progress

Old man going down,
Bullet hole ripped through his soul;
Younger days they stay behind,
Up in the sky,
It's looking down,
The all seeing eye.
Rusty frustrations have long plagued
The thoughts of a young man aged;
Scars are a part of the game-
Reliving them part of the shame
Of a life too well lived.
The old man was dead before he died,
And lives he still does,
But way past his shelf life,
No longer fresh, viable still;
Take a taste, curse the fates,
Spit him out against the ground-
What a waste. As he goes down,
There is nothing to grasp,
History's stamp unattached,
Offers nothing but memories,
They live but are they real?
The wound is freshly drilled,
God's drive by kill thrill,
Is it victory just to survive?
It takes skill to be alive;
But His misses live forever,
In the darkest parts, not heaven.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Cookie Cutter

What's the deal with the unreal?
A cookie cutter existence,
Putrid and persistent;
From the day we are born,
We've been misinformed;
Sent to our cookie cutter schools
Cookie cutter fools for teachers;
Enslaving young minds
With cookie cutter thoughts.
Took our first cookie cutter job,
Working next to some guy Bob,
Making cookie cutter pay,
To live another cookie cutter day;
Heading out to cookie cutter clubs,
For a little cookie cutter love;
Maybe meet a cookie cutter girl,
Get through this cookie cutter world;
Make a cookie cutter life,
With a cookie cutter wife;
Cute little kids, cookie cutters
With their cookie cutter sputters;
Chewing and spewing their way;
Parents putting them on display,
For their cookie cutter friends,
Jay, Mary, Frank, and Ben.
Off to the cookie cutter store,
Where now it's shop and more;
Using those cookie cutter coupons;
Yum yum yum, soups on;
Cookie cutter pretensions,
Cookie cutter questions,
Cookie cutter news,
Cookie cutter abuse;
Even this cookie cutter angst,
Doesn't cover the distance,
To change even a single day,
From this cookie cutter cliche.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Logitech Wave


Microsoft's split 'Natural' keyboard has been the go-to device for those interested in ergonomics for a while now -- if only because it was the only choice that wouldn't set you back a couple-hundred bucks. Now Logitech is moving into Microsoft's territory with a new keyboard called the Wave. It's a more traditional design compared to Microsoft's primary option, lacking the divider in the middle that's tripped up so many would-be Natural users.

Instead of splitting the keyboard, Logitech contoured it slightly, shaping the keys to form a very subtle U-shape, similar to another Microsoft ergo-product, the Curve. Logitech also adjusted the height of the keys, placing them individually higher or lower to fit the length of your fingers, and there's a padded wrist-rest to keep users from letting their wrists slouch. At $49.99 for the corded model, the Wave isn't cheap for a keyboard, but it is priced competitively with the latest Natural, the 4000, which will set you back about $35 at most places.

A better deal is the $89.99 package that includes the cordless version of the keyboard along with a laser mouse. It's a bit of a drag that you can't buy the cordless keyboard separately, but anything that helps to stave off carpal tunnel surgery is alright in our book.
source: http://www.switched.com/2007/07/26/logitechs-wave-a-new-ergonomic-keyboard/

You can find the new Logitech Wave keyboards at PC Mall

Catch the wave with the Logitech Wave Keyboard—the exciting new shape of comfort. It's created for hands just like yours, with contoured, uniform-size keys that cradle your fingers naturally while the curved keyboard promotes a more ergonomically correct hand position.

One-touch controls give you direct access to many of the new features in Windows Vista, including Flip 3D, Zoom, Photo Gallery, and Gadgets. Programmable F-keys add instant access to favorite applications, games, folders, and Web pages. A cushioned palm rest encourages a relaxed position for typing.

Comfort

Wave key design
Contoured wave-shaped key design conforms naturally to your fingers.

Constant Curve design
A curved profile and uniform-size keys promote an ergonomically correct, more comfortable hand position. Start enjoying the benefits instantly, without having to re-learn typing on a different keyboard layout.

Cushioned, contoured palm rest
The soft surface encourages a relaxed position for long typing sessions.

Adjustable keyboard height
Use the three-way tilt legs to set the height to suit your personal style.

Audio cable management
Keep headphone cords out of the way by routing them through the channel on the underside of the keyboard.

Control and Convenience

Easy access to Windows Vista
Large, one-touch controls give you direct access to key Windows Vista features, including Flip 3D, Zoom, Photo Gallery, and Gadgets.

Instant media access
Use the convenient one-touch controls for volume and media playback. A dedicated button starts Media Center and Front Row.

Programmable F-keys
Get instant access to favorite applications, games, folders, and Web pages with customizable F-keys.

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Why Web Filtering Works

The New Workplace Rules:
No Video-Watching

By BOBBY WHITE
March 4, 2008; Page B1

Carriage Services Inc., a Houston funeral-services company, recently discovered that 70% of the workers in its 125-person headquarters watched videos on Web sites like Google Inc.'s YouTube and News Corp.'s MySpace for about an hour a day.

"I almost fell out of my chair when I saw how many people were doing it and how much bandwidth those sites sucked up," says Jeff Parker, the company's information-technology administrator. He quickly blocked access to both sites.

Like Carriage Services, companies across the U.S. are starting to prevent their employees from accessing Internet-video services at work. The move follows previous steps by IT departments to shut employees' access to instant-messaging services, streaming music and Web sites with adult content.

Now, online video has become an increasing irritation. Worker productivity is being jeopardized as short, often low-quality video clips popularized by YouTube are being joined by better-quality video services with long-form content. According to a study released last month by Nielsen Online, an Internet tracking service owned by Nielsen Co., the heaviest consumption of Internet video is during weekday lunch hours between 12 p.m. and 2 p.m., when most people are at work.

Online video also is taxing already-strained corporate-technology networks. It poses a particular problem for smaller companies, which have limited bandwidth capacity to accommodate bulky video files. Online video files on average are about seven times as large as audio files, and 100 times as large as email.

In December, Internet users watched more than 10 billion videos online, according to comScore Inc. -- one of the single heaviest months for online-video consumption since comScore began tracking it in 2006. And with Web sites such as Hulu LLC and Netflix Inc. set to roll out heftier high-definition video services in the coming months, corporate networks face slowdown in computer traffic, and possible outages.

For companies that have a limited amount of bandwidth, Internet video can be a significant drain on resources, says Paul Stamp, an analyst with Forrester Research. "Without having some kind of a set policy that either controls or blocks video, [companies] run the risk of their networks crashing or, at the least, slowing down drastically."

William Bailey, IT manager at Catholic Charities of Santa Clara County in San Jose, Calif., says he has to block video at the 400-person nonprofit to ensure that the agency's network will remain operational. "It's a real issue when a network can't handle demand, and too much media, particularly video, is usually the reason why," he says.For people like Shawn Birkett, such shutdowns can thwart both legitimate work and extracurricular video-watching. A sales executive with wireless equipment company Moonblink Communications Inc. in Sunnyvale, Calif., Mr. Birkett used to spend about an hour and a half a day looking at online video, often related to his company's customers. Then six months ago, Moonblink blocked all Internet video after IT managers found that streaming audio and video had slowed the company's Internet service.

Now, Mr. Birkett acknowledges, he doesn't get "sidetracked" by nonwork-related video like he used to. At the same time, the blockage makes it difficult for him to check out clients' online videos. He says he has to call his IT department for special permission each time he wants to view customers' online videos. "It's been frustrating," he says.

Blocking online video isn't easy. As people use the Web for a growing number of capacity-draining functions, from Internet telephone services to peer-to-peer file-sharing, it has become tougher for technology managers to sift through activity on their networks. In addition, the growing use of video as an office tool has made it more difficult to know whether employees are using video sites for work, or for diversion. Stealthy programs like Internet video site Joost NV and peer-to-peer file-sharing service BitTorrent Inc. can cause further problems for IT departments, since the services can confuse network-security measures.

The confusion has created opportunities for small networking companies such as Palo Alto Networks Inc., BlueCoat Systems Inc., SonicWall Inc. and OpenDNS Inc., which offer products and services capable of peering into computer traffic and dissecting it.

Schemmer Associates Inc., an architecture firm in Omaha, Neb., tapped OpenDNS last year to block unwanted video after experiencing substantial network slowdowns. Scott Bennett, network manager for Schemmer, traced the problems to some interns who watched online videos on blogging sites and social-networking portals. In December, Mr. Bennett installed the OpenDNS system that categorizes and filters Web content.

Later that same week, the system received its first major test when a 19-year-old high-school dropout shot and killed eight people, including himself, at a shopping mall across the street from Schemmer's offices. During the ordeal, Mr. Bennett says Schemmer's employees wanted to watch online news reports, but were blocked. Without the new system, says Mr. Bennett, the network would have crashed.

"The system saved me from what could have been a huge problem," says Mr. Bennett. "I had pretty much the entire office come over and tell me how upset they were at not being able to see reports online. And I told them, it could have been worse."

Meanwhile, R.J. Griffin & Co., a subsidiary of J.E. Dunn Construction Group, says it plans to block employee access to Internet video over the next few months. The 600-person Atlanta company is grappling with the housing downturn and is looking for ways to conserve spending. But the company also wants to add capacity to its existing network. Jason Cunningham, IT director for R.J. Griffin, says blocking video could save the company from making a potentially costly technology upgrade.

Mr. Cunningham recently found that YouTube was the most popular Web site visited by R.J. Griffin employees, receiving 3,000 hits a month. To prevent any employee backlash, he plans to issue a report explaining the threat that video poses to bandwidth. He says he dealt with a similar challenge two years ago when the company decided to shut off access to adult-content Web sites after an internal audit found that they were the most widely visited sites at the company.

"I know our people will say we're acting like Big Brother," says Mr. Cunningham of the new online-video ban. "But those pipes belong to the company. If management says we need to protect our resources, then that's what happens."

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