Jack Donaghy, on life:
Never go with a hippie to a second
location.
The Italians have a saying, Lemon. “Keep
your friends close, and your enemies closer.” And though they’ve never won a
war, or mass produced a decent car, in this area, they are correct.
Do not hire Sting to play the [wedding]
reception. He’ll insist on doing jazz versions of Police songs, and it’s just …
demoralizing.
A parent is the one person who is
supposed to make their kid think they can do anything. Says they’re beautiful
even when they’re ugly. Thinks they’re smart even when they go to Arizona
State. Let the rest of the world tear your kid down. Your job is to support him
no matter what.
Rich 50 is middle-class 38.
Business drunk — it’s like rich drunk.
Either way, it’s legal to drive.
Jack Donaghy, on business:
Twinks could be extremely lucrative.
Advertisers covet this demographic. When I was with D’Fwan on Queen of Jordan
he spent four thousand on chihuahua outfits. For himself.
Diversity is the engine that drives this
country. We are an immigrant nation! The first generation works their fingers
to the bone making things, the next generation goes to college and innovates
new ideas, the third generation snowboards and takes improv classes. We always
need people who are pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. I did it. And
it’s my job to help others do it, too.
Letting morality get in the way of
making money. I might as well go and be a teacher.
I like when a woman has ambition; it’s
like seeing a dog wearing clothes.
Once I set my mind on something I have
to accomplish it. Ten years ago I was one and a half inch shorter than I am
today. Pure will-power.
I get my hair cut every two days. After
all, your hair is your headsuit.
Jack Donaghy, on politics:
I have faith in things I can see and buy
and deregulate. Capitalism is my religion.
Next stop: home ownership. Just kidding.
The middle class is dying. You’ll be renting forever.
The president is only going to veto your
crazy social programs — the founding fathers never intended for the poor to
live into their 40s.
And finally, Jack Donaghy, on love:
Dating yourself is a double-edged sword.
It means you also share the same flaws
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